Two women were fighting over their dogs. Both boast to each other their pet's ingenuity.

Woman 1: "Dogs are great cave banget, deh. Every morning he was waiting for the paperboy, and so deliveryman arrived, I immediately took my dog his paper and took it to the cave where breakfast."
Woman 2: "Yes, I know that."

When a married couple was sleeping soundly, there was a knock on the door of his house. The husband who woke up to see her alarm clock showing half past four in the morning, "Well why would also be answered," he thought.

Knock on the door grew louder and his wife told him to open the door.

With half-asleep, the husband opened the door and saw in front of a man standing unsteadily with the breath odor of alcohol.

"Help push dong" said the man with a voice drunk.